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	<title>Bentley Credit Management &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>Collections Dilbert Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brett Bentley</dc:creator>
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		<title>Quote for Thought</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brett Bentley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I hope that when I die, people say about me, &#8216;Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.&#8217; &#8221;
- Jack Handey
Every credit manager&#8217;s nightmare&#8230;&#8230;.
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		<title>Humour and the NCA</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brett Bentley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I received the following joke in my email today, which shows the perception that the National Credit Act is over paternalistic and a bit big brotherish&#8230;..

Operator: &#8220;Thank you for calling Scot&#8217;s Pizza. How may I help? .&#8221;
Customer: &#8220;Hello, can I order?&#8221;
Operator : &#8220;Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?&#8221;
Customer: &#8220;It&#8217;s eish ., hold on &#8230;..eh&#8230;. 698-45-54610 .&#8221;
Operator : &#8220;OK&#8230; you&#8217;re &#8230;. Mr Sfiso Smith and you&#8217;re calling from 17 Retief  Street. Your home number is 091 555 2366, your office 091 555 2302 and your mobile ...]]></description>
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		<title>Legal Humour</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brett Bentley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know this doesn&#8217;t really fall under credit management but it tickled my staff and I so much I just had to share it.
We just successfully completed some litigation against a government department who were represented at trial by the state attorneys office. In order to make payment to us the state attorney&#8217;s office had requested various bits of information. The latest fax to come in from the state attorney requested the following:
&#8220;(a) Certified copy of your client; and&#8230;..&#8221;
We are still trying to figure out how to fit our client ...]]></description>
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